Long John!!!

[Reign in Acai]

Hello.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Is this thread towards Ben?

He doesn't look anything like that!

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[swizzlenuts]

lmfao


Ben fucking rules!

 

[Long John]

stupid cunts!

 

[swizzlenuts]

You're avatar fucking RULES

 

[EricT]

stupid cunts!

Is there any other kind?

 

[Long John]

seriously though, who wear's long johns to bed?

 

[Reign in Acai]

My first job was a cashier position at Six Flags. One fateless night in June, they closed down the park at around 7pm for Gay & Lesbian Overdrive night. To my dismay we were fucking FORCED to stay over and work the event. I should have claimed religion to get me out of this dastardly affair. To make a long story short, I witnessed a good two dozen vato loco cholito types tug on each other's churros while unabashedly necking. It was a ghastly experience in which I have never recovered to this day. God damn do I love AIDS.

 

[swizzlenuts]

lmfao

 

[EricT]

Post of the YEAR!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Back on topic;




Native Swedish death metal act SEANCE is wired and ready to puncture eardrums like never before, with its new album "Awakening of the Gods". Completely recorded and mastered, this album is prepped and ready to flood the airwaves!

SEANCE's ball-busting internationally released premiere albums, "Fornever Laid to Rest" (1992, Black Mark Productions) and "Saltrubbed Eyes" (1993, Black Mark Productions) are a heavy dose of metal agression, packed with fury, ferocity, and fatal riffs! Several reviews hail "Saltrubbed Eyes" as one of, if not the most brutal death metal albums to date. But now, SEANCE is heavier than ever!

SEANCE members Rille Rimfält and Tony Kampner also play in WITCHERY (along with former SEANCE member Patrik Jensen, now with THE HAUNTED) and SEANCE drummer Mique Flesh also plays in FREEVIL.

Interested record labels should get in touch immediately to not miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime chance to release the best death metal album in years, SEANCE’s "Awakening of the Gods".

"Awakening of the Gods" track listing:

01. Wasted
02. They
03. Your Time Has Come
04. Invocation
05. Flight of the Wicked
06. Murder
07. Choose Your Eternity
08. Forever Haunted
09. Revel in Death
10. Prisoner 666
11. Burn Me

 

[EricT]

I'm very worried about this album. Most 10+ year comeback albums tend to suck.

 

[Reign in Acai]

3 tracks

http://www.myspace.com/seanceseance

 

[Reign in Acai]

LOL! The mom's kind of hot for a 50 yr old. [/SusanSarandon]

http://break.com/index/sister-busted.html

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Hell Mike]

LOL! The mom's kind of hot for a 50 yr old. [/SusanSarandon]

http://break.com/index/sister-busted.html

loooooooooool that was fucken hilarious
They way he acts all serious and noone can tell him to fuck off because he agrees with his mom in the butt just rox

 

[Ellestin]

hahaha what a douche, kind of reminds me of my ex's brother

 

[Evil?]

5 bucks says Nuerotica posts the "what what, in the butt" video.

 

[Krilons Resa]

no, not what what in the butt....HAHAHAHAHA

shit, thats the gayest fuckin vid in the history of the world.