Love Song Dedications thread

TheDenimRager

Hats make things better.
Oct 14, 2004
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Good evening folks, my name is Richard Mercer and I'll be hosting Love Song Dedications tonight. We've got some smooth, sexy, heartfelt tunes to spin tonight, and the first one is from one beautiful young man to another. This one right here was requested by a flaming mystery lover who calls himself only "Pyro". Pyro, are you there?

Pyro: Yes, in more ways than one Richard.

RM: Now Pyro, you were telling me how you've been burning with desire for a young fellow called Bennie Ravendark.

P: Yes, thats right Richard. I wanted him to hear a real secksy song so he'd know how I truly feel.

RM: Well, who am I to stand in the way of true love. This one goes out to young Ben. Ben - may your juices flow like wine, like blood in the sands. Here it is...
 
I hadn't seen/heard anything off Cold Lake before. Seriously, its a pisstake, I'm telling you. Fischer could not SERIOUSLY think he looks attractive there, he's got a head like a beaten dick.