stole it blatantly from SOT....but its all for you my love
Two chemical engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second chem engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second chem engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Two chemical engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second chem engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second chem engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
you know you love it
