Make a caption to this pic

[Spruce Goose]

I saw this on another thread and thought it was funny.

Make up your own caption to this pic:

 

[Sydo]

Red tie dude - 'Fuck a duck! It's sucking the President'
Blue tie dude - 'Err, It's a turkey Sir.'
Red tie dude - 'Fuck a duck! It's sucking the Turkey!'

Mr Bush - 'Make no mistake, this turkey IS sucking my penis.'

 

[spawn]

In a bizarre coincidence, the Turkey was named Monica.

 

[Spiff]

The picture, and Spawny's quote, are both very familiar. Where have I seen/heard them from? I'm thinking http://www.humorinthenews.com (brilliant site) but I could be wrong.

 

[Lord Tim]

Turkey: "Yeah, doc, it all started with a pimple on my nose..."

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by Spiff
The picture, and Spawny's quote, are both very familiar. Where have I seen/heard them from? I'm thinking http://www.humorinthenews.com (brilliant site) but I could be wrong.

What do you mean? Did some bastard steal my quote before I even thought of it???

 

[Spiff]

I'm just saying it sounds familiar

 

[Spruce Goose]

Turkey: "No, Osama is not in there, Sir!"

 

[Spiff]

"Uh, that's not the way you're supposed to stuff the turkey, Mr President."

 

[Sydo]

Originally posted by Spiff
"Uh, that's not the way you're supposed to stuff the turkey, Mr President."

 

[spawn]

"These things arent poisonous are they?"

 

[9mm]

They had that photo on The Panel last week, perhaps thats why some of the jokes sound familiar.

 

[spawn]

Great, so now the panel is using my material before I do. What a world. :hotjump:

 

[Spiff]

Well, http://www.humorinthenews.com has their caption for this picture:

"Not the white meat! Not the white meat!"

I must admit it's not one of their funnier captions. Have a look at their site, though, some really funny stuff.

 

[Ralphe]

I told you he was just a little prick!

 

[Bucko]

Nice giblets George

 

[Smashed]

"Ahhh...so it's true,turkeys DO gobble"

 

[Winmar]

I haven't had head like that since Daddy used to tuck me in.

 

[ironcross]

Thats my Bush?