Mall Metal

[Malergion]

Flying on swords it is!

 

[Captain Beard]

And random sea, kite, and sand ninjas!

 

[Kellan]

I believe my evening will be comprised of the following things:

(kinda looks like this)

 

[SeedAwakeningMachine]

speaking of final countdown, did you know that it came at first place on VH1's toplist of the 50 worst metal songs ever?

 

[Captain Beard]

Good.

 

[Malergion]

And random sea, kite, and sand ninjas!

You forgot the box ninjas and the leaf ninjas.

 

[Captain Beard]

Of course, and the giant ninja that explodes into 5 other ninjas.

 

[Malergion]

Indeed. And the weird British guy.

 

[Captain Beard]

I want to see it again.

 

[Malergion]

You'll need the help of the Mirror Ninja!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll just cut off your arm, you cut off some limbs of mine, and then we'll turn our back on each other and the credits will roll!

 

[Chromatose]

Surprise Surprise. Found my Duel to the Death DVD, I shall forward a copy post haste.

 

[Malergion]

I've got a fevah.

And the only cure is...more ninjas.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ohohoh no!

 

[StAngerTriviumknotAx7]

While he's busy doing the spin-kick I'm busy killing him.

K for your information, asshole, I have been in a moshpit. And not one with your crap ass queer teeny-bopper, hop-in-sync-with-the-music bullshit. A real moshpit for a REAL metal band with hardcore dancing and windmills and floor punches and shit. Next time you try to talk shit on here you just remember that "THATS the motherfucker that kicked ass in the pit at Bullet for My Valentine"

 

[Captain Beard]

Hi troll! How are you?