Man Arrested for Stealing Twist Ties from Store

[Zob Rombie]

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]An unidentified man was arrested by police after he was spotted stealing twist ties from a grocery store.[/font] [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]

The 55-year old man went into the store, opened a box of trash bags, and stole the twist ties from within the box, according to the store's loss prevention officer.[/font]

[font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]The man said he took the twist ties to secure bags of bulk candy he was purchasing. Normally, twist ties are usually displayed at bulk candy displays. The man's name was not identified pending a charge of misdemeanor shoplifting.







rotfl... oh and dont worry about that guy carting off the soda machine... GET THE GUY WITH THE TWIST TIES!!
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[Tide In Mind Out]

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trash bags smell good, before you put trash in them

 

[AjDeath]

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trash bags smell good, before you put trash in them

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[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

how much could they possibly give him for taking twist ties

 

[neal]

not to mention the overflowing cups of twist ties in the produce area...

 

[Chromatose]

i usually fill my pockets with those when i purchase produce

of course i never really have a need for them and just throw them away when i get home cause they take up too much room in my pockets.

 

[neal]

yeh, but thats becuase you're a klepto.

 

[Chromatose]

obviously

 

[Zob Rombie]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Thats true! Derick stole cicada shells from my back yard... he is a klepto!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

and he stole me from texas! *gasp*

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What a retard.

 

[metallica sucks nigger nuts]

no shows, no recording no writing songs. theyre not doing anything! how do they stay afloat financially????????????? and how come they only did like 1 tour for enemies of reality? i know that album kinda sucked but they can still tour. i hope they record the new album at a decent studio, eor had a production that was almost as bad as saint anger!

 

[metallica sucks walrus weiners]

no shows, no recording no writing songs. theyre not doing anything! how do they stay afloat financially????????????? and how come they only did like 1 tour for enemies of reality? i know that album kinda sucked but they can still tour. i hope they record the new album at a decent studio, eor had a production that was almost as bad as saint anger!

 

[unknown]

I'd want to be left anonymous if I was caught stealing twist ties

 

[unknown]

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trash bags smell good, before you put trash in them

humans are good too before you put trash in them

*cough*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Man, don't diss the kleptos! ... well, not the good ones, anyway. Just the ones who've hit bottem and resort to stealing twistie ties.


Cara's right about trash bags, too ... then you out trash in them and they smell like rotting vegetables. I much prefer the smell of rotting humans.