Man smuggles snakes. IN HIS PANTS

Can someone make a Steve Irwin joke, and a joke about already having a King Cobra in your pants.
 
By crickey she's a beauty.....ya gotta be careful these little beauties like to bite.....bit like the missus really!

Now let that be a lesson.....make sure ya missis doesn't mistake the little wrigglers down ya pants for you getting a bit frisky!