manly game for manly man!

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Things that make this game so damn awesome:
1. Unicorn's head is chopped off when you crash
2."Press 'Z' to make your wishes come true" (pressed Z - got no Roberta Missoni...)
3."Hold tight! Your game is coming"... HOLY SHIT! It's like the game is gonna blow you away with a ginormous cumshot and you have to hold tight on something!
4. "You get 3 wishes - You Will Fail" Woah...
5. "You get 3 wishes - A Fiery Death Awaits You" WTF!