MANOWAR

[Lunar Still]

I was driving home from work tonight, and there was a severe thunderstorm hanging over the city. I was listening to Manowar's Hail To England, and "Kill With Power" came on. Right as Eric sang "Die, Die!!!" the lightning stars going nuts up in the sky.

That's right, ladies and gents...Manowar is so metal, they control the weather.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What a coincidence - I'm listening to Manowar RIGHT NOW.

Four kings of metal, FOUR METAL KINGS.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Till the blood on the your sword is the blood of king
Till the blood on your hand is the blood of a king!

 

[Lunar Still]

"Let each note I now play be a black arrow of death, sent straight to the hearts of all those who play false metal!"

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Every one of us has heard the call
Brothers of true metal proud and standing tallllllllllllll

 

[Lunar Still]

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

One of the best bands ever.

 

[fading]

"We are MANOWAR. We are Invincible, Death to False Metal, Hail To England"

The greatest metal band in the world! aaaaaHHHHHHHhhhhhh

 

[fading]

Each Dawn I die.
" I taste the serpents poison, on the lips of the one I love.....She brings this gift of witchcraft......I wear the cat-skined-gloves.........." Just awesomeness, one of my fav songs. The band I used to be in used to cover this song, when I used to hit those notes, lol.

 

[Reminiscence]

Manowar fucking sucks.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Nanowar play true metal (of steel) if you are a poser you will die of cancer

 

[Lunar Still]

Manowar fucking sucks.

DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!!!

 

[Reminiscence]

I listen to the tr003st metal that ever tr003d.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Manowar fucking sucks.

If I could I'd totally give you negative rep.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I listen to the tr003st metal that ever tr003d.

that's the problem with kids these days. They're too busy caught up in their image of being misanthropic and elite little bastards to dress up in loincloths and to slay their enemies with broadswords whilst raping the women and riding hellbikes through the fortresses of winged victory

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Damn elitist commie scum. If only Manowar was around during Marx's time. He'd be too busy raping, pillaging and fighting the world in the name of Metal, the music of the gods, to worry about capitalism.

 

[Lunar Still]

Damn elitist commie scum. If only Manowar was around during Marx's time. He'd be too busy raping, pillaging and fighting the world in the name of Metal, the music of the gods, to worry about capitalism.

If Marx was a Manowar fan, there wouldn't be any more capitalism.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No no, Manowar isn't for communism! SAY IT ISN'T SO!

 

[Lunar Still]

No no, Manowar isn't for communism! SAY IT ISN'T SO!

Manowar is against all forms of government, because government is unMETAL, but Marx would have used the sheer METALness of their music to reach his own goals.

But then, he would have been slain by Manowar later on.

 

[FretsAflame]

oh, a marx discussion...


*g's-tfo*