http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com/
I know I'm late for this, but it cracked me up anyways, especially the fact that you're constantly forwarded to her pornsite from the electionsite
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Here's quotes for you that feel to pure in heart to enter:
"Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense"
"I will wire the Governors Mansion with live web cams in every room"
"I will create a Porn for Pistols program to take handguns off the streets"
"I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. "
"I will coordinate the states unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty" (hmm)
"Ms. Carey is against government-provided universal health coverage" (there goes my support)
hey, she actually had something that resembles a political program, contrary ot others. My vote would've gone to the 2 guys running to promote their beer anyway.
I know I'm late for this, but it cracked me up anyways, especially the fact that you're constantly forwarded to her pornsite from the electionsite
.Here's quotes for you that feel to pure in heart to enter:
"Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense"
"I will wire the Governors Mansion with live web cams in every room"
"I will create a Porn for Pistols program to take handguns off the streets"
"I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will. "
"I will coordinate the states unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty" (hmm)
"Ms. Carey is against government-provided universal health coverage" (there goes my support)
hey, she actually had something that resembles a political program, contrary ot others. My vote would've gone to the 2 guys running to promote their beer anyway.
