Masturbation Conversation!

[Captain Beard]

[17:20] <r-penguin> I wonder how much porn is too much
[17:22] <r-penguin> I decree that you, NoLordy, be determined to find out
[17:23] <NL_Capone> I'd say... 50,000 pictures.
[17:23] <r-penguin> Pictures?
[17:24] <r-penguin> Seriously, that's sooooooo grade 6
[17:24] <NL_Capone> It's about a gig, dude.
[17:24] <r-penguin> ...
[17:24] <r-penguin> WOW, A GIG
[17:24] <r-penguin> OMG
[17:25] <r-penguin> I'm downloading 6, 700MB movies now
[17:25] <NL_Capone> Now, that is a bit overkill.
[17:25] <r-penguin> Yeah...
[17:25] <r-penguin> I sell them to kindergarteners
[17:26] <r-penguin> Those little bastards are HORNY
[17:26] <NL_Capone> fap fap, huh>
[17:26] <r-penguin> FAP?
[17:26] <r-penguin> I don't have a vagina...
[17:26] <NL_Capone> The sound most associated with masturbation.
[17:26] <NL_Capone> no, that's "schlick:
[17:26] <r-penguin> I should get one...
[17:27] <r-penguin> Alright, you're WAY confused
[17:27] <r-penguin> My dick goes schlick
[17:27] <NL_Capone> I follow sexy losers edict!

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[17:27] <r-penguin> I'm party of the cock cult.
[17:27] <r-penguin> err
[17:27] <r-penguin> part
[17:27] <NL_Capone> fap denotes the sound made when your rapidly moving hand contacts your pelvic skin.
[17:27] <r-penguin> yea
[17:27] <r-penguin> PFFFFT
[17:28] <NL_Capone> THAT's a fart.
[17:28] <r-penguin> You're crazy
[17:28] <r-penguin> hahah

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hahahahaha

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahaha

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

whacking off is great

and i've always used the FAP thing for whacking off

 

[unknown]

haha!

 

[Volke]

Ah yes whacking...isn't it just great?