Max, stAR Wars is suckAWEAOME

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Climb Thar Hill

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seriously is thrawn deAD?

WE'RE SORRY FOR lmoat wakinfg you up but LMOST DNOT CUZ FETT IS DED. DID WE LEAVE YOU AM MESSAGE? THRAWN RULZ~






- jERR; whO THE FUCK IS tHERWA?!?! i HEAR THAT HE IS THAT LAST pewrson in the Emperors command?! BTW we seen some fagghot wearing an emperor shirt tongiht, but what els eis new aye?!?! fucking Lods Angeles!??! Listening to the latest Kattonia gettib akl memo. I alpologixe for waking all you fuck sup, but what the fuck are qe to fo on a Wednesday?!?! Quiet cold ip lalalallalal!!!?!?! Wher ethe fuck is Nad?Q!? Wake the fuck up motherucker?!?!??! Your mother is pretty!


thNK YOU GOODNIGHT- MIKE/JERRU
 
hahaha :lol: awesome voicemail message on my phone. Jerry's rap ruled. And Mike, I doubt Zahn will bring back Thrawn because they're is now 5 million post Return of the Jedi era books, and bringing back Thrawn would likely mess with continuity, and that would upset a shit-ton of star wars nerds (like myself).
 
WhiteBeastofWotan said:
hahaha :lol: awesome voicemail message on my phone. Jerry's rap ruled.
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Everyone, I'm sober and apologize for any mothers, fathers, gfs, bfs (yesterday was "A Day Without A Gay"), and household pets that I may have inadvertently disturbed during my dawn piercing diatribes. To the RCers roused from their slumber, I hold no regrets. Max can you post the rap in question?!? I remember flowing like Nelly after Ja Rule ripped off his Band-Aid. :heh:


Cara, for the intarweb violations against you, I sincerely do apologize. I'll attempt to rein in my sentiments from this day forward. God, why must I be such a cad at times?!?! :erk:


Krallice began their set with a dirge for our tormented souls, as we were quickly swept beneath an undercurrent of gesticulating humanity. Note to self; Never attend a free show that features a stoner band ever Again!!! I never seen so many flannel shirts in all my years. The spawn of Al Borland were doing the zombie strut in ffwd to the rendition of "Forgiveness In Rot", which went on far too long imo. The final five minutes of one chord wankery does not suit a live setting. This event also marked the first time where I seen a fucking line for beer. Seriously, a line?!? When it comes to alcohol laced libations it's the law of the jungle. There is no order on the plains of the Serengeti.

Needless to say, that hanging with a bunch of Bob Villas drenched in the pungent stench of peyote was a little too much to endure. We promptly high tailed it out of Hollywood after Krallice's set to the waiting arms of Vodka and Monster energy drinks. You lads know the rest...
 
Reign in Acai said:
Max can you post the rap in question?!? I remember flowing like Nelly after Ja Rule ripped off his Band-Aid. :heh:
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Forgive the initial rustling, i was trying to get the phone to sit still. Also, it went on for almost another minute, but my computer stopped recording for some reason

 
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"I be puttin tupac in his grave, like your in a rave..." HAHAAAAAA

Fix the video with the rest of the rap. Think we found Jerry a new career.
 
Reign in Acai said:
Everyone, I'm sober and apologize for any mothers, fathers, gfs, bfs (yesterday was "A Day Without A Gay"), and household pets that I may have inadvertently disturbed during my dawn piercing diatribes. To the RCers roused from their slumber, I hold no regrets.
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You didn't have a Subway sandwich taken from you?

For those who don't know, my top ten list plugged Subway and the sandwich thief (inside joke that only myself and Patches know).
 
Hey so does anyone own the Blu Ray version of the original Trilogy? How badly will they ruin my childhood memories if I buy that set for $40, instead of hunting down used, shitty quality, unaltered versions, likely to the tune of $50+ per DVD?

EDIT: I never heard Jerry's rap, and that video isn't working. :( I vaguely remember being drunkenly called that night though...?! That happened more than once, and I wasn't much for sobriety back then either. The memory... she fades.
 
I heard those rumoUrs, and I have the hope, but my fear is that they are full of LIES!

I will gladly fall in line if/when they are released. Because dammit, that would be neat.
 
Well you've waited this long so there's no fucking point going and buying something NOW with the possibility imminent.
 
The last time I purchased Star Wars media was in 1997 for the VHS special editions. I can still wait if need be.

Even then, I think my parents gave it to me for Xmas. But... they used my K-mart Employee Family Discount.

Or, it could be one of those I-finally-washed-my-car-so-now-the-drought-is-over instances. One never knows.
 
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