Maybe the coolest thing ever.

[~Lynn~]

Well....maybe.




http://www.break.com/index/amazing-new-water-powered-jet-pack.html

 

[ShadowsWithin]

holy shit that is awesome! he can go pretty damn fast too just by water power...

 

[Shpongled]

That thing looks like it's fully capable of killing some idiot someday

 

[Lunar Still]

Or at least killing someone who is swimming too close to an idiot. Still, looks like fun!

 

[Dead Winter]

"What's that nois..PSSSSHHHHHHH..." No more head.

 

[Captain Beard]

it looks just like the jetpack from GTA San Andreas.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

That looks like fun!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I'm so annoyed the jetpacks aren't common possessions by now.

 

[Dead Winter]

I'm so annoyed that light sabers haven't taken the place of handguns. Mine would be red.

 

[Shpongled]

When I was a kid I used to dream about having the special ability to fire bullets from my eyes. I could turn the ability on and off at will. When it was on, all I had to do was look at what or whoever I wanted to shoot and blink my eyes and a bullet from each of them would fire at the target. No one would ever be able to figure out where the bullets came from. I could just turn it on, fire, turn it back off and continue on my merry way.

It'd be great for when the grocery store is crowded.

 

[Captain Beard]

When I was a kid I used to dream about having the special ability to fire bullets from my eyes. I could turn the ability on and off at will. When it was on, all I had to do was look at what or whoever I wanted to shoot and blink my eyes and a bullet from each of them would fire at the target. No one would ever be able to figure out where the bullets came from. I could just turn it on, fire, turn it back off and continue on my merry way.

It'd be great for when the grocery store is crowded.

 

[Shpongled]

Fuck yeah! Man that'd be all kinds of AWESOME!

 

[Super Mahrio]

i want Meat vision...

 

[Captain Beard]

It's not as great as you think. You just see every animal around you without skin on if you stare long enough. It gets creepy.

 

[Super Mahrio]

i disagree

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, you meat AT someone... cause beef rain upon the vegan hordes, then.