Maybe this will cheer peoples up...

[Bacchante]

Since we're already on the topic of Black metal parodies, here is a quaint video by Morbid Anal Fog...my friend's joke band:



Hail the Nokturnal bacon throne!

 

[Bacchante]

Isabel and I spotted this little gem while wandering around San Francisco the other day..

That is an awesome kid

 

[Captain Beard]

Shit, one that should be allowed to live then.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

if you ever find that kid ask him to join the board

 

[deathstrike from hell]

penis.

 

[doc_backmask]

Shit, one that should be allowed to rotisserie smoked then.

*fixed

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

A black metal parody band/video? What an original idea. Though kudos for the hot chick.

 

[azal]

thoth

 

[Morganna]

Bacon!!!!!!!

That was funny as shit.

 

[Dead Winter]

Parody?

 

[Lord Foul]

Isabel and I spotted this little gem while wandering around San Francisco the other day..
*SNIP*
That is an awesome kid

I expect better grammar and handwriting out of a 2nd grader.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

You know what cheers me up? Wooden Pints

 

[Will Bozarth]

know what cheers me up? chocolate cake and porkchops. i will be happy in roughllyyyy 5 minutes

 

[Chromatose]

chocolate porkchop cake?

 

[Will Bozarth]

i wish.

nah, my chocolate cake is currently in cooling stage, then i put icing on it.

boneless porkchops and butter/herb rice are currently getting cooked


hmmm this is in the wrong thread. eh, fuck it

 

[Chromatose]

oh c'mon, every thread is a food thread here!

 

[Will Bozarth]

this is true

 

[Captain Beard]

Food is permissible in EVERY thread.

 

[Narmoth]

Since we're already on the topic of Black metal parodies, here is a quaint video by Morbid Anal Fog...my friend's joke band:



Hail the Nokturnal bacon throne!

hehe. So, the parody is that there's no lyrics?

I run a parody band called "Defecator". Most lyrics are in norwegian, but I can post some english lyrics with comments here:

Throne of Belphegor

In a dark chamber with no windows
All crimson red like bloody gore
There stand a throne to the blasphemous
Worship of the demon Belphegor

Step onto the throne, claim your place

Refr.:
Sacrifice, sacrifice to Belphegor
Sacrifice, gifts to the demon of gore
Sacrifice, gifts into porcelain
To the demon, of all that is unclean

Narrated:
As I approach the sacred throne
The stench of filth engulfs me
Telling a foul tale
Of endless sacrifice

To Baal-Pelor
Lord of the Opening of flesh
To Belphegor
Giver of gifts of filth

Refr.:

I step up to his throne
That of the Disputer old
The bringer of discovery of joy of filth and gold
The ancient despoiler to whom my soul is sold

Step onto the throne, claim your place

I take my place by his left foot
Ascending to my might
Preparing the sacrifice to which he hold the right
Delivering to Belphegor my gifts as black as night

Refr.:

In a dark chamber with no windows
Praise to the demon of gore
Sacrificing gifts from inside me
Praise to demon Belphegor

Comments:
Belphegor is among other things the demon responsible for the pleasures of bathroom activities.
Traditionally, outdoor toilets were painted red in Norway (or crimson, if you want to be more dramathic)
the rest I'm shure you'll figure out yourself
we have more songs about the throne of belphegor, but they are untranslatable.
The Boogerman is also a favorite topic in the band :zombie:


Hedonistic warrior

Darkness my delightful cloak
That I red with blood will soak
Shape the world to my desire
Carve from flesh my own empire
Hedonism my life gives sense
Demonic, beautiful existence
Sensation and beauty I take
Use it up, everything break

Powers take my plan so well
Promise me empire in hell
Melkor my sire me greets
Demon sent by him me meets
Guides me, teach me shows the way
To more pleasure every day
Mighty warlord I become
More pleasure I welcome

Refr.:
I’ll give you pain, cause it gives me pleasure
Cause more despair, that’s what I treasure
Slaanesh leads my pleasure gaining quest
For I deserve the best on expense of the rest

A revelation my powerful gaze meets:
Powerful being with cloven hoof feet
Slaanesh pleasure bringer and Tzencht in their might
Ruled by Melkor who destroyed light
They tell me how I should serve them
Tell me my way, how I should please them
To rise a demon my self in all might
To gain my pleasure as dark as the night

Bridge:
A hedonistic warrior, I’ll do anything myself to please
The virgins weeping as I rape her gives my flesh the release.

Refr.:

Khorne the blood ruler take my offer of blood
As I slaughter all in my neightbourhood
Perverting all like the touch of Nurge
For more pleasure my souls force surge
To Melkor I create a monument great
To his power destroying what others create
An altar where I rape and kill my sacrifice
An obelisk black power symbol I rise

Bridge:
Refr.:

Comments:
Slaanesh, Tzencht and Khorne are all demons from the Warhammer game. The also have a demon called Nurgle there, which I made to Nurge there for the sake of the rhyme.
Meklor is another name for Morgoth, the primal evil in J.R.R. Tolkiens Silmarillion

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I need to hurry up and learn Norwegian I keep putting it off.