me and a fraud letter

[XzanderX]

read it all


ps. sup slutz?

 

[deadair]

you is so smarted

 

[XzanderX]

they never replied to my last letter, it makes me sad.

 

[FuSoYa]

I used to work at a bank, so I could open as many accounts for myself as I wanted and have no money in them, and under fake names and whatever. So I decided once to take these guys as far as I could, just give them an account number that had no money in it and see if they ever would actually put anything in it (because they couldn't take anything out of zero).

Anyway what ended up happening is that after they started calling my house at 5 in the morning, I fucking stopped writing back to them.

 

[XzanderX]

see that's what I need... I need an account that no one can trace back to me...

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

bahahahah good replies dude! I think mine was just

dear _______,

Please go fuck yourself.

Best regards,

Josh Seippinator (that is how they addressed the orginal letter)

 

[XzanderX]

I was very bored when I got the email... maybe you can tell....

 

[Mark]

Some guy in Australia got sucked into this, went to Nigeria to sort it out after losing all his money, and was never heard from again... oooooooh. Ominous, like!

 

[XzanderX]

I don't think the people that send these letter are from the place they say they are.

 

[Mark]

Maybe he's still looking for them in Nigeria then

 

[XzanderX]

good luck... hehe