measurements

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Let's face it, we all know either the length of our penises or the depth of our vaginas. When working with measurements do you ever use that knowledge as a point of reference?

(btw, Meat Loaf and Smashing Pumpkins and Katatonia rock!!)

 

[Will Bozarth]

i use that knowledge to disregard that number as a number

 

[dan of bereavement]

sometimes

I lay 8 inch block all day, and that comes in handy

 

[Liverslapper]

I cut mine off to feel like i am complete...

 

[Anvil]

Ya know, I've never actually thought of using it as a means of measuring something, however I don't see it being well available with everyday usages.

 

[Will Bozarth]

"man, this door needs some kind of attachment... what length should i use..."

lolziepops

 

[dan of bereavement]

Yeah, my pants are pretty old, ...What size leg do I have again, let me see here????

lol!

 

[neal]

Let's face it, we all know either the length of our penises or the depth of our vaginas. When working with measurements do you ever use that knowledge as a point of reference?

hahahaha











yes.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I can honestly say that I have never measured the depth of my vagina.

wtf

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I can honestly say that I have never measured the depth of my vagina.

wtf

seriously? I find it hard to believe curiosity wouldn't get the better of you. You could evaluate every penis and needlessly gauge how deep it would go. You could do that with every object, really. That's priceless information. Not to mentioned the only thing any girl gives a fuck about is deep dicking and a mentality like mentioned is fitting.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Notice how you used the word needlessly in there. That's kind of my feeling about the matter.

 

[Will Bozarth]

come on, just stick a yard stick in there! YOU KNOW YOU WANNA!!!

 

[Lord Foul]

It would be damned inconvenient to have to get hard every time I needed to measure something.

Also, I have never heard of a woman who measured her own depth.

 

[RedKef]

Every girl I've banged knows she's at least 14 inches deep.

 

[RedKef]

LOL, you may call me Hector Erector the Cervix Inspector.

Every girl I've banged knows she at least not as deep as that.

 

[azal]

my penis makes up 25% of my total body weight.

 

[Ambivalent]

Whatever, all the girls tell me that size doesn't matter...






...right...






...right?

 

[deathstrike from hell]

Whatever, all the girls tell me that size doesn't matter...






...right...








...right?

You have 9 posts. Shut up.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

they lie

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Also, I have never heard of a woman who measured her own depth.

when i pulled out my dick in front of the girl that wanted me to get her pregnant, she said my dick was exactly the same length as the depth of her pussy, followed by her saying that when guys are bigger than me it's painfull, i never put my dick in her pussy though, cuz she was engaged to the guy that she thought was sterile, (she didn't know he already had a kid with another woman) so she gave me a hand job (which was painfull, cuz she tried to pull the foreskin back) and i ended up eating her out, and she got freaked out at the fact that i actually enjoyed eating pussy, she got pissed at me cuz i wouldn't impregnate her, (she thought my offspring would be telepathic/psychic) and she ended up getting impregnated by the guy she thought was sterile

the point of the story is that this girl (who was giving blowjobs to her brother) and also several other girls that know me, really did measure the depth of their vaginas