Metal bands that create insane-like laughter.

[Naku ist krig]

I guess I´m not only one that consideres some metal bands funny and some are pathetic (and they make laugh).
For me thatkind of bands are:

*Horna
- Recording level of their songs (all except newest album)

- Their vocalist sounds like under-10-years-child who is plunging his penis into keyhole.

- English lyrics are like crippled cow which is dying, slowly and is desperatly trying to find last piece broken mirror.
(Sounds like shit?)
Example of their lyrics (remembering):
Nazarene, nazarene bastard son of god
Crucifix, crucifix stucked into his ass
NOTE: These aren´t correct, Ormir can correct them.

*Enochian Crescent
- Vocalist sounds like the singer of Horna
Which is bad thing.

And maybe I continue some other day.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Nothing wrong with Hammerfall
What about Cannival Corpse? The fact they could take themselves seriously always makes me giggle

 

[rahvin]

one thing that really stands out are charon's lyrics.

lower your head and take this in the body:

you are the saviour
without a saviour's crown
till night is falling
it brings you down to sigh

i adore your blessing
there is not much to say [yeah, right ]
i'll become your reason
to feed the flame inside our hearts

you're all desire
you're all desire i haunt
beat my heart
beat my heart to dry

craving, haunting the ceased devotion
she's the one for me
the cross i beg to see the path
when i don't want to stay

maybe if we shut our eyes it will go away.

rahvin.

 

[solefald]

slayer

damn rednecks with a pseudoevil attitude and some of them seem to have a faible for nazishit

 

[hyena]

pyogenesis. no need to explain.

h

 

[Dark_Jester]

This band...can't remember what they're called....Black Calmness? Something like that...can't help but snigger when they start to play
Seriously, I just wanted to add Slipknot to this list...actually, there are one or two song I do like ('My Plague'), but they take the hate thing beyond being a gimmick...stone sour and murder dolls are much better.

 

[Eos]

Dark Funeral.. their outfit is an offense for human eyes..

 

[BiatchGuy]

Originally posted by solefald
slayer

damn rednecks with a pseudoevil attitude and some of them seem to have a faible for nazishit

I think Hanneman collects Nazi era stuff, but that doesn't necessarily imply he agrees w/ Nazism.. look at it this way, if the dude hated nonwhites would he subject himself to playing with two of them? (Araya and Lombardo)

 

[On the Edge of Forever]

Primal Fear, Pegazus, Hammerfall...

All three make me laugh like a maniac.. hilarious bands.

 

[FatherVic]

have you guys ever heard of this Black Metal thing??
Immortal, Dark Funeral, Satyricon, Emperor, etc you got the point huh???


fathervic (blood, steel, and mom's makeup )

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

I gree with FV, almost anything Black Metal, and Power Metal, except MANOWAR!!!!!!

Nick(the right to conquer every shore)

 

[BigFakeSmile]

Cradle of Filth!!! and this terrible serial-killer oriented death metal band, macabre (although i think they at least are trying to be a little funny)... all standard americanstyle death metal is laughably bad

hey, lay off hammerfall -- hammerfall is all about the positivity and love and being a heavy metal warrior and, well, thats just beautiful... plust they have oscar, and he looks like a mantis, and he has brilliant onstage guitar antics. sonic prozac!!!

i have these friends that have an absolutely terrible band with songs on mp3.com... would it be too evil too suggest that people go to laugh at them? i dont want to be too evil

 

[FatherVic]

nah, pal...Manowar were cool when I couldn't understand English properly...and when there wasn't much any other thing to listen to apart from Maiden and Metallica and few decent things else...
but nowadays (even though I still enjoy the old records, for the love I had to them back then) I think it's impossible to take Manowar as a serious band, and they have become a bit of a funny thing. I mean, their last album has so many swords, stell, in the sky, mighty and glory that it's horribly hilarious!!!!

besides, Black Metal, it's just Manowar with make up and a grinded throat singing...

fathervic (defender)

 

[mousewings]

My choices are Linkin Park, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Murderdolls, and any of those rap-metal bands.

Alternative-metal bands like Chevelle, Kittens, and others (there are a lot of them in Canada) are funny to me also.

 

[Dark_Jester]

A few words should sum up my latest decision:
Yoooooove unleashed tha FOOOOOOKIN FJJJJUURY!

Oh, and the Murderdolls are classic Long-live cock rock

 

[Arch]

Gwar!

 

[rahvin]

@bigfakesmile: be evil and mean, take us there.

rahvin.

 

[Miolo]

Manowar.

Miolo(war)

 

[Misanthrope]

Macabre, Cradle of Filth, Immortal

Non metal worthy of mention:
Anal Cunt.

 

[seventi]

CoF (hate that fucking moron Danni), Decide and Dark Funeral are somewhat jokes to me!