Metal tabs.

It's not real... we're shit at doing tabs for a start and the amount of work to push them out in amongst everything else that's going on for us just is too much. Believe it or not, everything more or less is worked out and we try and play the same solos live, etc. so it's not the improv' aspect which is the hassle (but that said, trying to explain what Chris Brooks did on Rain or Through The Fire - since he's not part of the band and we'd have to figure it out on his behalf - would be a fucking NIGHTMARE. :err: )

But with all of that said, there's a few things we have in the pipeline which could make up for the lack of tabs. :)
 
Generally metalheads online are really easy to shock/annoy, they are so closed minded and clicky.
I once made an all sperm candle. It didn't burn, but it sure did make watching a four year old attempt to blow it more hilarious.