So you think you're so hot that you would actually date yourself? Well, I guess if I was Bruce Chickinson maybe I would too.
Why would anyone listen to any music that doesn't sound good? If it doesn't sound nice, then there would have to be an artistic brilliance to it to make it worthwhile to listen to. But I ditched my Cookie Monster albums years ago. Although, I do play "C if for Cookie it's good enough for me" on special occasions, such as Purim.