Middle-Earth Name Generator

Apparently i'm an overweight baggins

if i were an elf: Arechoirion
if i were a hobbit: Flambard Millbanks from Scary
if i were a dwarf : Lóin Cleverwrath
if i were an ork: Bâzwûsh the Atrocious
 
In Middle-earth I am a Dancing Wainrider. I am known as Saurtellumaiel among the fair folk, Angelica Sandyman of Dwaling to the little people of the West, whilst those who dwell in the deep places of the earth call me Gloin Craftyholder. To the Orcs I am known as Bâshag the Sly. In the Common Speech I am Melanie Sisneros. And to you, the fine folk of the Maidens Messageboard, I am known as bassbitch.

 
According to the Red Book, I am a Drunken Elven Maiden??? I'm a guy! Now I know why I never liked Tolkein. :p

Elven Name: Bulëlith

Hobbit lad name: Hildibrand Millbanks from Brockenborings

Dwarven Name: Trór Rubytears

Orkish Name: Grúbwûsh the Basher

Maybe I'll use one of those names for an EverQuest character. :) (yep, there goes that new year's resolution)
 
According to the Red Book I am a Nassssty Sniffer. WTF?

Elven: Alagrambaion
Hobbit: Wiseman Hornblower from Sackville
Dwarven: Glîm Icebrow
Orkish: Akhukh the Crippler

I guess I'm glad I'm not The Nassssty Sniffer from Sackville, know what I'm sayin' :grin:
 
According to the Red Book of Westmarch, I'm a Feared Druadan!
MUCH better than a Nassssty Sniffer!
haha Alan, even your name generator cracks me up!

My Orkish Name is cool tho:
Ruzalûk the Strangler! :yow: :heh: :Shedevil:
 
According to the Red Book of Westmarch,
In Middle-earth, Mr Toast was a
Ring-wearing Gondorian

Elven Name: Dínmetion

Hobbit name: Bilbo Whitfoot from Binbale Wood

Dwarven Name: Fáin Marblehelm

Orkish Name: Púshsnik the Mauler
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Well, off to read the next book in another cool saga...
When Dragons Rage by Michael A. Stackpole

My favorite author (the fact we've met a few times may have biased that...) - read his books!
 
According to the Red Book I am Troublesome Took.

Elven: Nefbrethilien

Hobbit: Goldilocks Mugworts from Willowbottom

Dwarven: Mîm Graniteanger

Orkish: Dûrblakh the Depraved


I like how Alan is from Sackville! HAHAHAHAHA!