Might be old, but still....

[El Stormo]

Name your penis here!


As of now, mine will be known as:
Albert Tatlock the Strangely Proportioned Torpedo


NoLordy Capone's:
Woody the Strangely Proportioned Weapon of Mass Destruction


Cara (ct_thrash)has eight of these:
Ethel Merman the Ultrasonic Crank shaft


Lord red dragon:
Gordon the Barbed Pendulous Penis

 

[Lordlucid]

Albert Tatlock the Flaccid Weapon of Mass Destruction

 

[Cat5Messiah]

First name only:
Sweetie the Sensitive Prehensile Tentacle

First and last name:
Sweetie the Strangely Proportioned Space Probe

 

[Lord Foul]

Full Name: Darth Vader the Lipstick Covered Bratwurst
Handle: Gordon the Flexible Ferocious Beast

 

[Captain Beard]

I've been Captain Beard for some time, so I am also Napolean the Rock Hard Battleaxe.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My penis really IS an ultrasonic crank shaft. Wow, that's right on!

 

[stefan86]

Ethel Merman the Terrifying Assault Weapon

quite fitting I guess

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Achilles the Enthusiastic Softball Bat

 

[Lunar Still]

Mussolini the Ultrasonic Assault Weapon

 

[Lunar Still]

Oh, and Lunar Still is:

Colonel Sanders the Sweet Little Little Willy

 

[Lordlucid]

My full name was this
Mussolini the Strangely Proportioned Weapon of Mass Destruction

 

[Anvil]

Mine wins this thread.

Ethel Merman the Wriggly Jiggly Prehensile Tentacle

 

[Karmic]

name - Major Tom the Flexible Battleaxe
handle - Bartholomew the Enthusiastic Gear Stick

 

[Will Bozarth]

Willy the Wibbly Wobbly Little Willy

 

[deathstrike from hell]

Hannibal the Strangely Proportioned Pocket Rocket

 

[El Stormo]

With my IRL name:

Darth Vader the Hideous Monstrosity!
hurrrrr!

 

[Liverslapper]

Ethel Merman the Strangely Proportioned Planet Crusher

 

[Liverslapper]

Ethel Merman the Strangely Proportioned Planet Crusher

*but if you want to be honest, my penis has a name*


Stubby McGee

 

[Shmu]

lol I'm a rabbit

Bugs Bunny the Multi-tasking Plasma Gun

and real name

Darth Vader the Rock Hard Caterpillar

 

[neal]

Prince Charlie the Unconventional Prehensile Tentacle