Mikael, when your kids get in trouble do you growl at them?

[Risquit]

Dude, I would be the best behaved little kid if my dad was a death metal singer.

Dad: Clean your room.
Me: Um, no
Dad (in full growl): CLEEEEAAAANNNN YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUR ROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:

 

[burntoast]

Win.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

that would scare the shit out of me when I was a kid, especially in a big amp cranked full blast.."CLEAN YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[philno]

LMAO

 

[Oskar-]

like this?

 

[KingVEE]

LMAO

 

[sporkadaver]

This makes me giggle.
It'd be well funny to go into a church whilst they're talking about like Satan or something and just like...
be all "AAARRGGHHHHH THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID" or something.
Being able to growl on cue must come in handy.

 

[Xadeas]

I lol'd so hard >.<

 

[Sisyphus's Struggle]

wow... just imagine if your mom could growl...

 

[sporkadaver]

Mine has more of a high-pitched whine, and it's effective only because I'd rather do whatever than hear her squawk about it.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

lol that baby video is fucking great.

 

[griev0r]

Lmfao...thanks for reincarnating my baby Opeth vid here, it's quite a hit on youtube.

I've played Rainbow Six online with Paul Kuhr of Novembers Doom a couple times and I asked him about this. I can't remember exactly what he said but something along the lines of he doesn't do it because he doesn't want to scare the living shit out of her hahaha.

 

[Necropeth]

This thread wins completely.

Somebody should try it at a restaurant. "Alright sir your total is 39.99." "No, the total will be 19.99."
"I'm sorry sir, but the total is 39.99" "/In growl I SAID YOU WILL MAKE THE TOTAL 19.99"

Wow. It's like a jedi mind trick but scary as fuck.

 

[Under the weeping spoon]

LMAO

 

[Annihilat0r]

Dude, I would be the best behaved little kid if my dad was a death metal singer.

Dad: Clean your room.
Me: Um, no
Dad (in full growl): CLEEEEAAAANNNN YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUR ROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:

Man I can imagine the "ROOOMMMM" part; the good old "uuuuuuuu" growling of Mike would make that part especially horrifying.

 

[Witcher]

This thread wins completely.

Somebody should try it at a restaurant. "Alright sir your total is 39.99." "No, the total will be 19.99."
"I'm sorry sir, but the total is 39.99" "/In growl I SAID YOU WILL MAKE THE TOTAL 19.99"

Wow. It's like a jedi mind trick but scary as fuck.

haha - just imagine other proffesions like death metal teachers and police.

 

[Iki-ilkkuja]

Poor baby, he'll never listen to Opeth again. But this is a good one.

 

[ever dying]

Man, if I could growl I would go to a kindergarden or playground and scare the shit out of all those kids

 

[in_my_time_of_disease]

 

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