minxnim refutes my food-based asshole theory

[goatschool]

but i swear, i'll persist

"you are what you eat": can anyone think of a justifiable diet that would enable a douchebag?

 

[goatschool]

sidebet: first poster on this thread

 

[goatschool]

RULES: drinks (re:coffee) not allowed. solids or esoteric pulpful juices only, please.

 

[minxnim]

listen, i think food affects a person's entire make up physically OVER TIME, however i think being surly from food cannot cause a person's definitive reaction. since some foods can cause one person to be a jerk and the other to just be sullen.

TOUCHE!

 

[xfer]

venison!

 

[goatschool]

minx, three possible responses:

- from doritoed community college nerd bitch (male): "touche??! its only a flesh wound"

- from defrocked catholic priest with huge hook nose: "douche? thine unleavened bread is only good for..."

- from cottage cheese slurpful lizard: "stand back, knave: the coup d'grace: an excerpt from dis:"

physical punishment... eaten... such as a tiny piece of tuna or boiled chicken...may attack if touched

 

[minxnim]

o...m....g

 

[goatschool]

i'm eating miso right now.

 

[mindspell]

By the spoonful?

 

[minxnim]

well it's better than a stick in the eye!

 

[azal]

I had like 17 beers today.