Jade Goody has decided to change her name and adopt the Muslim faith because of her appearance on Big Brother. To prove she isn't racist, she now wants to be known as Yaffat Fouka 
It goes in dry and it comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag - it's not what you're thinking, it's a Tetley tea bag!!
A redhead and a blonde pass a flower shop, and the redhead spots her boyfriend buying flowers. She says "Oh shit, he always has expectations after buying me flowers, and I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air!"
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"
It goes in dry and it comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag - it's not what you're thinking, it's a Tetley tea bag!!
A redhead and a blonde pass a flower shop, and the redhead spots her boyfriend buying flowers. She says "Oh shit, he always has expectations after buying me flowers, and I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air!"
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"
