1.
One time, in school, i had a course that wasnt in the class where i usually had my courses
(in Belgium, each grade is divided into smaller classes of +/- 22 persons in each one, and each class has its own classroom, where you have most of your courses -the one you are obliged to take, like French, history, geography,..- But the optional courses ate often with people from other class of teh smae grade so in an other room)
So i was in this other classroom, and forgot a book i really needed in my classroom. Normally there werent any courses in my classroom during that period. So i go back in my classroom to get the book, I run and open the door really wildly because i didnt want to loose time. And then i discover that for once, there was a course in the classroom.... so it was full of people of the same grade + a teacher i had a few years before...
so i look really dumb "uh sorry, i didnt know you were in here.... i forgot my book, can i h´get it really fast?" .
2.
this is the best... quite a shame actually:
i was in a bar with my bf and some friends of his, we were drinking some beers. Then i was saying something to my bf, and because of the beer, while i was talking, i started to burp, and couldnt keep my mouth shut, as it came suddenly... even though the music was loud, a friend heard it and said "ewwww you are burping on each other???".. .
why is it alway ok for men to burp when they drink beer and not for women?