Most Irritating Person at Work

[lizard]

for me, its one of the cleaning guys. because I have long hair he stopped me one day and asked me if it was my harley out in the parking lot. I said no, it belongs to our database guy. he asks me, well, are you in a band, because you look like a rock musician. I say, well, I have a bass guitar but I have no discipline to actually practice.

this was about a year ago.

now every time he sees me (pretty much every day):

dumb cleaning guy: "hey guitar man. bought that stratocaster yet?"

me: "no, I told you I don't play guitar."

dumb cleaning guy: "what, c'mon, when you gonna buy a guitar?"

me: "never...I TOLD you I don't play the guitar..."

dumb cleaning guy: "I saw a stratocaster the other day, man you could afford it..."

me: *furious teeth-grinding noise*

now this fucker has me dodging him (if I'm fortunate enough to see him first)

 

[xfer]

you should tell him to come see your show. then do a "church of euthanasia" type thing.

 

[lizard]

ha maybe he's willing to be part of our onstage "audience participation" segment

I could recreate that famous moment from Woodstock when Pete Townsend clobbered Abbie Hoffman in the head with his guitar

 

[FalseTodd]

Oh, did you pick up the strat? Cause I gotta a Les Paul you could look at, and it would much heavier and more injurious.

 

[lizard]

plus with the Gibson you can strike lots of jimmy page poses before unleashing your awesome axe attack on dumb cleaning guy's dome.

 

[City]

tell him some story about how one day you found a gay friend trying to stick your bass's headstock up his arse, and your horrified of playing anymore because all you can think about is your axe sodomising a member of the gay community. it should work.

 

[Novembers Paul]

dumb cleaning guy: "I saw a stratocaster the other day, man you could afford it..."

dumb cleaning guy: "I saw a stratocaster the other day, man you could afford it..."

you: I could afford a lot better then a stratocaster. That sounds like a guitar for a "dude" on your salary. By the way, my garbage can is filling up...

 

[lizard]

ha!

plus this guy puts the "bathroom closed" sign up on the door of the womens' restroom and takes naps on their couch.

 

[kleo706]

I work Fridays and we've been understaffed since the start of the semester. So, they not only changed it such that we close an hour earlier (meaning my co-worker now is there for one hour), but gave us this new doorstop. Four weeks in and she was still observing to get the hang of things. Then, they made her actually work on a Wednesday and it seems she changed her hours to "low traffic Fridays."

 

[lizard]

tomorrow I will be the most irritating person at work, or at least in my cube, because at lunchtime I am one of the judges in the fundraising chili cookoff.

I will be sending out olfactory-wrinkling emissions around 2:00 p.m..



xoxoxoxoxo

 

[kleo706]

Comment dit-on "I want to give lizard a job of the rim?"

 

[lizard]

I may need one if past experience is any indicator.

 

[TheNewChupe]

plus this guy puts the "bathroom closed" sign up on the door of the womens' restroom and takes naps on their couch.

couch? i KNEW women had it better.

 

[lizard]

yeah, this chick named monica comes over the other day and says "that guy john is asleep on our couch in the women's bathroom!"

I said, "no way!...wait a minute, you have a couch?"



p.s. they also have a nursing station so new mothers can bottle their own milk for when they get home to feed the infant.

 

[mindspell]

I work in a 24/7 envirronement so we have weird work shifts like 1am to 9am and 5 pm to 1 am. Additionally we often do 16 hour shift.

The most annoying guy is the guy that usually work the 1am to 9am shift, he has absolutly no life and we are his only "friends". Whenever you finish your shift and he comes in next he just won't let you go, he talks and talks, even if you made it clear that you don't listen to a word he says. He even follows you back to your car and keeps talking...

 

[avi]

night shift people tend to be like that. it's grueling to have little to no human contact during your normal day. I know - I've done it myself.