Most Surreally (sp) Stupid Sports Moment Ever!!

Ty Cobb bloodies "Otto Blotz" (May 15, 1912)
A couple of days worth of heckling by Yankees fans finally got to Cobb at the old Yankee home, Hilltop Park. Cobb vaulted into the stands behind the Tigers bench and went right after a man identified, pseudonymously, as "Otto Blotz." The Peach pummeled Mr. Blotz, who couldn't fight back with his fists -- he only had one hand, and that hand had only two digits.



"Cobb's execution was rapid and effective," the New York Times reported the next day. "Ty used a change of pace and had nice control. Jabs bounded off the spectator's face like a golf ball from a rock."
 
Just more proof that you should not cast the first stone... if you're incapable of clenching your hand in a fist to defend yourself.