There really should be one. Unless it already exists, but I searched and couldn't find dick. Sometimes I feel weird being a gear whore but then I also know that EVERY FUCKING MUSICIAN EVER does the same stupid shit that I do. There is comfort in company. And since I'm too drunk to make coherent sense I'm just going to post random photos of shit I have/had/whatever:
12-string bass WTF
ARTSY FARTSY FAGGOT
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12-string bass WTF
ARTSY FARTSY FAGGOT
Okay now it's your turn BBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZSSSSSSTTTTTTT