Musical survivor, round two

[nafnikufesin]

Surprises in the first round with Danny Lilker being voted off in the first round with 31 votes out of 151. There was a late surge to try and vote off Justin Timberlake, but sadly he only reached 22 and lives to see another round.

So who are these people that are left, you ask?

Neil Turbin - belted out the tunes on "Fistful of Metal", he is rising from the grave to put out a new album soon

Britney Spears - embodies everything that is wrong with music today, but will survive a few more rounds based on her looks

Billy Milano - SOD, MOD, etc, also claims to be the whole reason that Anthrax wore shorts

AJ McLean - a Backstreet Boy. Now that you know that, you don't have an excuse not to vote for him

Liz McClarnon - a fine looking member of Atomic Kitten. Hate her music, would love to get into her pants

Lars Ulrich - drummer for Alternica, crusader for musicians rights and his own wallet

Christina Aguilera - wants to be Britney Spears...so will she survive longer than Britney?

Justin Timberlake - Nsunc member getting his heart broken by Britney

Nikki Sixx - Motley crue bassist, who in his day was even prettier than Britney with all his makeup

Joey Belladonna - former Anthrax singer, now topping the charts with his own band

Natasha Hamilton - another Atomic Kitten. Why do women this beautiful have to sing bad music?

Phil Anselmo - must get a sore throat belting out tunes for Pantera

Dan Spitz - guitar wizard, Swiss clock maker, DO THE MATH

Sharon Osborne - why did Ozzy marry this bitch?

Kevin Bacon - member of the musical sensation "The Bacon Brothers"...can be linked to any of the above people in six steps or less

Voting for this round ends Tuesday morning...who do you want to vote off the planet this time?

 

[johnnieCzech]

why did you vote off danny lilker and not any of the gay band members?

 

[nafnikufesin]

Maybe people didn't want to see a nice guy associated with all these other people, so mercifully got him out as soon as possible.

Or maybe people didn't realize soon enough who Justin and AJ were in order to vote him off.

No matter...Justin is off to a quick start. Do you think we could make him leave the planet in real life, too?

 

[nafnikufesin]

What is the deal here? How did Milano jump out in front so quickly? I mean, sure, he acted like an asshole on his 20 Q's, but that's no reason to vote him off before a boy band member. If you're voting for Billy, I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!!!!!!!

Otherwise, I'm going to have to assume that this board is actually run and read by secret boyband lovers. And I just couldn't take that.

 

[Bodylouseuk]

I think people are taking the piss out of your poll Mr Naf

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I was going to vote for Britney (sorry Steve) but then I noticed that YOU pointed out to me that Billy is taking credit for Anthrax WEARING FUCKING SHORTS!!! (I want to break something every time I read that). My mouse jumped and clicked before I even knew what was happening. My explanation, dear NFF, is that it is YOUR fault.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Touche.

 

[ThraxMan]

I am not going to vote since I can't vote more than once. I hate the boy band members and the teenie boppers. I am not down wit dat.

 

[ThraxMan]

Oh Brat! Do you agree with me?

 

[johnnieCzech]

NO ONE GIVES A RAT´S ASS ABOUT GAY BAND MEMBERS, maybe your mouses just can´t get closer to their names. I voted for Justin, of course. At least Britney´s hot chick, even though her producer´s (not hers) music sucks dead rotten donkey ass. But Justin´s just the gayest.

 

[Thrashard]

Hi!

I voted for fu***n AJ again!

cu
Thrashard

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Yes, Thrax Man, I agree with you.

But I'd rather see Billy go first. Then I'll work on the others.

And you all just hate Justin cause he got to nail Britney and you didn't.

 

[Bodylouseuk]

Britneys still a virgin, why else would Mr woodpuddle dump her? she's saving herself for that special louse

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

If Britney is a virgin, then SO AM I!!!!!!!!

(And for you Slaughter fans, I have a kid and no, my name is not Mary.)

 

[SLAYER85]

sharon osbounre should get voted off, she allowed POD, adema, and drowning pool on ozzfest............and denied anthrax............she must die!
the only + i can give her is possibly having either DOWN or Slayer on the states leg of the tour.
dont get me wrong, she should still burn

 

[johnnieCzech]

if Britney Spears is a virgin then I have three dicks and two heads...