Musicians jokes

[Nevermorian]

Anyone knows some? I know two, I'm trying to post them here but I am not sure if my translation will be that good...

1. How many Bassists do you need to change a light-bulb?

Pff, who needs bassists anyway?

2. There's a car driving in front of you. How can you see that the driver is a drummer?

He gets faster and faster...

 

[Magicawe]

Did you hear about the Drummer that had to break open the car window to get the bassist out because he forgot his keys?

 

[chileanmetal]

!!!!!!!!
I Feel I'm Being Insulted!!!

 

[Magicawe]

you are, oh you are

 

[IrfaanSE801]

Bassist and the guitarist were having a fight. Singer comes over and asks them what the problem is. The bassist says "He detuned one of my strings, but won't tell me which one!"

 

[IrfaanSE801]

http://www.ironmaiden.com/ironmaiden/mayhem/jokes/index.asp

LoL, check that out

 

[Dead Winter]

I have two musician jokes: Korn and Limp Bizkit

 

[nevershine]

Originally posted by thrashmetal78
I have two musician jokes: Korn and Limp Bizkit

 

[chileanmetal]

Actually, bass players are misunderstood people, and some of them complain that nobody knows them. The only thing they should do is to make themselves recognizables, like Flea, Ryknow, John Patitucci, Stu Hamm, etc.

BUT, the jokes are really good haha

 

[nihilist]

I am a guitarist so I can say these heh:

Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
A: 100, 1 to screw it in, and 99 to say that they could've done it better.

Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to fail miserably and then whine about how he can do it perfectly at home.

Q What is a Blues Bassist's favorite number?
A: 1.... 5.... 1.... 4.... 5.... 1.... (If you don't know theory you won't get that)

 

[Magicawe]

"Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One to fail miserably and then whine about how he can do it perfectly at home. "

That sounds more like my bassist

 

[xenophobe]

1-5-1-4-5

Glad I'm not a blues bassist cause I would be pissed!