My 45-year old boss has started calling me "man" and "dude".

that's a very common sign of a mid-life crisis.

one of my dad's friends always calls me dude, and tries to talk about drinking and chicks with me.

I won't tolerate this kind of interaction between myself and a man with a mustache.
 
Originally posted by deadair
toby... maybe he is hitting on you...
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.

scary.


But no, really- like azal said he's in the midlife crisis thing and is into experimenting to see if he's been missing something all these years. Perhaps you were meant to find those prophylactics. He's looking for someone hip and young to revitalize his youth- and there you are, already in a somewhat submissive role to him... it's all too logical.


double scary.