My ass itches...

[Spreadingthe Living312]

Any tips on how to make it better? Its driving me crazy!!

 

[GregadetH]

Ususally not having the gay sex helps.

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

Ususally not having the gay sex helps.

Nah I dont have gay sex. But I did stick a cotton swab in my brown eye the other day, so that could be it.

 

[thraxx]

It's from you wearing your sisters Thong underware......

 

[DarbysDad]

wipe good and jet blast it in the shower and use soap. dry good and try baby powder with corn starch.

 

[GregadetH]

Or, stop having the gay sex!

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

wipe good and jet blast it in the shower and use soap. dry good and try baby powder with corn starch.

*takes down notes*

 

[jdelpi]

Any tips on how to make it better? Its driving me crazy!!

Keep your head out of it.

 

[Jono]

LOL
yah always make sure to whipe good. as you get older you'll start to notice hair instrange places. that makes keeping your ass clean much harder. and if you don't wipe good enough it will itch like a fucker! i have no idea why it itches so bad but thats what causes it.
i have no idea how thiese guys would know that gay sex makes your ass itch
-Jono-

 

[Johnny Ace]

It's the brown-eye liner.

AHHAHAHA.

Just playing with ya'.

 

[GregadetH]

i have no idea how thiese guys would know that gay sex makes your ass itch
-Jono-

I can only assume that it feels similar to a mild to horrendouse case of hemmoroids.

 

[johnnieCzech]

have a chick do you the rim job.
I said a CHICK.

 

[Spreadingthe Living312]

LOL
yah always make sure to whipe good. as you get older you'll start to notice hair instrange places. that makes keeping your ass clean much harder. and if you don't wipe good enough it will itch like a fucker! i have no idea why it itches so bad but thats what causes it.
i have no idea how thiese guys would know that gay sex makes your ass itch
-Jono-

Dude, I DO have hair in my ass, cuz one day I looked at my ass in the mirror and it had little black curls poking out. oh yeah, and I do wipe real good. I never have shitstains in my undies.

As for the comment from jdelpi, I cant, no matter how hard I try.

 

[Cincy Vigilante]

why are you looking as your bung hole?

 

[Born Again Idiot]

Heh heh heh heh....bung hole.....bung hole....Heh heh heh!!

 

[DeathsHead]

You could go see a doctor

 

[Dredd74]

Spreading, I can honestly say that after reading this thread and your others, you scare me. Really.

 

[TD]

Just keep some "Wet Wipes" around. And I agree with Dredd74, you got some issues. If you went to my school, I would encourage my students to make fun of you.

 

[coop]

First the eyeliner thread, now you're asking for advice because your ass hurts. At this rate you'll blow past Buddy's Dan Spitz episode in no time. And that's not a good thing for you.

Rich

 

[demonsindust]

:Smug: Need to keep it cleaner. The cleaner the better. Good luck :Smug: