My ass itches...

[thraxx]

:Smug: Need to keep it cleaner. The cleaner the better. Good luck :Smug:

i guess you've had this problem......

 

[robbobrob]

Just keep some "Wet Wipes" around.

I second this advice. My girlfriend's mother is a nurse, and she keeps Wet Wipes by the toilet. Cuts down on leaving treadmarks in the undies too.

 

[TD]

You could go see a doctor

Somebody just send this kid a razor blade, or some rope, something. Removal from the gene pool puhleeze. He's sacaring me.

 

[robbobrob]

For a second there TD I thought you were going to tell him to shave us ass. Then I realized you were done giving real advice.

 

[TD]

For a second there TD I thought you were going to tell him to shave us ass. Then I realized you were done giving real advice.

Who the fuck wants to give a 15 year old boy who wears mascara advice on maintaining his ass?

 

[Arg_Hamster]

To keep yer arse clean use the finest tisue and ye strongast windowcleaner ye can find an then the bum will shine like the beautiful Scottish moring sun, aye... now get to it laddy!

 

[ThraxMan]

PREPERATION H

 

[GregadetH]

Who the fuck wants to give a 15 year old boy who wears mascara advice on maintaining his ass?

That's about the funnist thing I've read - ever.