my boss is out of her mind

[minxnim]

she is sitting in her office with a yoga mat on the floor (never used) burning incense (illegal in our office) listening to tibetan chant music.

she also just emailed me asking me how i got my hair so straight and what eyeshadow i am wearing.

she's a style biter AND a fruit.

 

[minxnim]

i want to be like 'hey stop cramping my style you triflin' bitch'

 

[minxnim]

god i am wearing a sort of dumb outfit today too. my pants are too big and my sweater is too small. i blew it.

 

[minxnim]

ok like, this a-hole that i work with always has to talk about trouble with the subways/weather (or both if they interact) every fucking morning. it's like OK SO YOU HAD TO TAKE THE A TRAIN WHO CARES FUCKO.

 

[Josh Seipp]

# of times minxnim blows it clothing-wise per week = ?

 

[minxnim]

in my mind, every day. according to my friends i actually only do it once a year.
i mean i am wearing two cashmere sweaters together today so i am still ahead of the game.

 

[minxnim]

my boss is also loaded but she carries around this really obviously fake and awful luis vuitton bag and it's like, why don't you get rid of that thing already?

 

[xfer]

one on your body and one knotted around your neck?

 

[avi]

it sounds like the lady totally lost it

 

[minxnim]

no alex, one is long sleeve and it's under one that's short sleeve (and cable knit)