my boss's advice for going to New Orleans

[Baliset]

"don't get arrested."

 

[xfer]

"watch out for the women. they hang from balconies and have diseases" -- K. Driver

 

[goatschool]

and stay away from internet romances with assholes from the area.

I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!

 

[Baliset]

i don't believe in internet romance.

 

[Baliset]

i don't believe in love, i never have and i never will. i don't believe in love, its never worth the pain that you feel.

 

[xfer]

honestly, greg my advice is:

1) Do not publically urinate in the Quarter. No matter how drunk you are. It's something they crack down on inordinately. Pay $10 to use a bathroom if you have to.

2) Look, but don't touch.

3) New Orleans policemen are not your friends, especially if they hear your accent. Yeah, yeah, we've all been bullied by a dick cop before, but there are plenty of cops around here who will be nice, civil officers if you're polite to them. Not so in New Orleans.

4) Get a Hand Grenade at Tropical Isle. Or two. But probably not three.

5) No matter how crowded it gets in the Quarter, do NOT walk in the gutter. There's a reason it's the only place that's not crowded.

 

[xfer]

holy shit nick!

 

[Absolut Jim Varney]

ha I used to live in New Orleans before I moved away for college- it's a filthy place!

 

[Baliset]

great. so if i believe what you guys are all saying, i am going to the land of filth to be harrassed by cops and seduced by "loose" women while drinking at 24 hour bars and all the while attempting to actually learn something from the USm DEpt. of Ed.

how do i get myself into these predictaments?

 

[mindspell]

By listening to everybody, especially the US Dept of Ed.

Tune out everything from now on

 

[Veils_of_Cerpintaxt]

If it gets bad, just cover your ears with your hands and scream "LALALALALALALA"

 

[azal]

I'm currently saving up money to attend the next FREAKNIC in Atlanta.