my gay jewish puerto rican 25 year old coworker is currently crying

you think that's funny?

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  • i hate myself

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  • i'm fucking tired

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because his gay german jewish 49 year old boyfriend's pomeranian (sp?) died.
(the pomeranian wasn't 49, the dude is)

welcome to my world.
 
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=+1]Man Accused of Fatally Place-Kicking Dog[/size][/font]
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April 08, 2004
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[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Man charged with killing a dog by kicking it like a football[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) - A man was arrested on charges of killing his neighbor's 17-year-old dog by place-kicking it like a football.

Chad Daniel Crawford, 23, was charged with cruelty to animals and vandalism Tuesday in the death of Gizmo, a 2-pound (1 kilogram) miniature Yorkshire terrier. Crawford was freed on $25,000 bail.

Jalani Lewis said he was in his apartment complex when he saw one of three men holding the dog like a football and then saw Crawford kick the animal.

Lewis said the dog flew through the air in a high arc, hit the pavement and rolled under a parked car. The dog was apparently dead when it hit the ground and the men were laughing, Lewis said.

Crawford said the accusations were false but declined further comment.
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That place-kicking story was my choice of "Feel-Good Story of the Day" yesterday on my yahoogroup. Here's the best paragraph:

Gizmo went flying into the air in a high arc. The man
and two friends with him laughed, and then ran away,
Lewis said. For a moment, Lewis stood still, his eyes
following Gizmo's body until it smacked onto the
pavement and then rolled a couple of feet beneath a
parked car.


That is a high fucking slow-motion arc!