My joke of the day.

[Will Bozarth]

Why is there always seating at Dream Theater shows?


Because nobody can stand them.

 

[a guy...]

 

[Vic Rattlehead]

My joke of the day is better!

Some songs have a special meaning for a man in regards to a woman, but this can backfire because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now it's been cheapened... "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life so let's keep on givin'." "Remember that song, baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetery?"

 

[Enemy242]

Why is there always seating at Dream Theater shows?


Because nobody can stand them.

i liked your jon schaffer joke better

 

[Chromatose]

My joke of the day is better!

Some songs have a special meaning for a man in regards to a woman, but this can backfire because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now it's been cheapened... "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life so let's keep on givin'." "Remember that song, baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetery?"

mitch hedberg is rolling in his grave!

 

[unknown]

wait, I want to hear this Jon Shaffer one

 

[MajestikMøøse]

My Yngwie Malmsteen joke is better than his Jon Schaffer joke.

 

[Enemy242]

My Yngwie Malmsteen joke is better than his Jon Schaffer joke.

tell yours then please, i don't think i ever heard it

 

[Kvlt Wench]

You've probably all heard this, but:

What has nine arms and sucks?













Def Leppard.

 

[Enemy242]

I read one a long time ago, i think it was on here actually, what do you call it when johnathon davis falls on alexi laiho?







korn on the cob

 

[unknown]

some of you may have heard this. How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?





6...one to actually change the lightbulb and five others to stand around and go, "I could do that..."

 

[MajestikMøøse]

tell yours then please, i don't think i ever heard it

Ok, what do you call a Yngwie Malmsteen guest solo on a Manowar record?
















SHREDED CHEESE!

 

[unknown]

 

[Will Bozarth]

wait, I want to hear this Jon Shaffer one

What do you get when Jon Shaffer's wife has kids?

Triplets.

 

[the phish]

why shouldnt women have driver's licenses?



Because there aren't any roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.






I keed.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

You've probably all heard this, but:What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard.

I HEARD THIS JOKE BACK WHEN THE GUY FIRST GOT HIS ARM RIPPED OFF

 

[Reminiscence]

This thread makes baby Jesus kill Jews.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

This thread makes baby Jesus kill Jews.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

this thread is amusing but still factors in the depressing with the Mitch Hedberg reference

 

[derek]

how many emos does it take to change a light bulb?






















they dont change it, they sit in the dark and cry.