.. and I get to reap the side-effects....
"OHHH ARAGORN...ARAGORN.... WIELD YOUR MIGHTY (pork) SWORD..
ARAGORN... OHHHHH ARAGORN....YOUR SWORD IS HUGE AND SHARP!"
...and so on.
"OHHH ARAGORN...ARAGORN.... WIELD YOUR MIGHTY (pork) SWORD..
ARAGORN... OHHHHH ARAGORN....YOUR SWORD IS HUGE AND SHARP!"
...and so on.