My plan for Kayo Dot's complete and total domination of UM

[lizard]

more than we already do...

use new and cool words that nobody else understands.

louche [ loosh ]adjective disreputable: disreputable or of doubtful morality

[Early 19th century. Via French, “cross-eyed, shady,” from Latin luscus “one-eyed,” of unknown origin.]


i.e., (or is it e.g.) "The Children of Bodom board is full of louche individuals."

 

[xfer]

i think we already do both of those things.

 

[Josh Seipp]

this thread is widdershins

 

[xfer]

we should rename our board OPETH BASTINADO

 

[lizard]

I think so also, but I envision a sweeping superiority that vaults us into a complete and total METALMORPHOSIS.

 

[lizard]

also you can tell 16 yr olds they are louche and they will believe they smell like vinegar and water.

 

[avi]

all the other boards are total epigones of the mighty KD UM BB

 

[xfer]

ITT we act superior

and with good cause

 

[lizard]

and WE refer to ourselves with the royal WE.

as in, "Opethites, WE are not amused."

 

[FalseTodd]

A friend of mine had an interesting idea. He said there's basically two ways to sound pretentious when referring to yourself. Talk in the third person:

"FalseTodd's going to the WalMart now"

or in first person plural

"We are going to the WalMart now"

But, if you want to really ladle it on, try out third person plural:
"They are going to the WalMart now"

 

[lizard]

or we could take a page from President Bush's book and ask the Vatican for divine intervention.

President Bush lobbied the Vatican to encourage U.S. bishops to be more outspoken on cultural issues, particularly gay marriage, according to a column in the National Catholic Reporter. "It is just unprecedented for a president to ask for help from the Vatican to get re-elected, and that is exactly what this is," said Rev. Barry Lynn, of Americans United for the Separation of Church and State.

 

[xfer]

"Hey, Pope, buddy, I know that we've had our disagreements on things like killing people--what can I say? I think it's okay, you don't. You gotta respect my opinion, though. What? Bob Jones University? Ha-ha, of course they don't really mean it. Look, aside from all that, we both want to preserve a promiscuous homosexual culture, don't we? So, ignore all that silly shit about dead people and tell your people to pull the lever for BUSH, okay?"

 

[lizard]