My Wedding

:) Seconded.

I have had so much bullshit from vendors I think I will snap and go in berserker rampage mode if I hear the words "your special day" once more.

I warn you people who work in this industry do not belong to the same species of human beings as us. To begin with, the females have faces covered by a strange bright orange substance and hair that would not lose its shape in a tornado. They tend to say things like "you make such a nice couple" within about 1.5 seconds of meeting you (you will not say we make a nice couple when we stab you bitch!)

Rant mode over. That's well metal Amon.
 
What a horrible wedding. I'm sure they'll split up.

I would do a small private wedding, but no metal, no bullshit. That's just embarrassing.
 
That's OK. I had Johan at my wedding. He drank my new husband and his best man under the table after the reception. Now THAT'S metal.