The UN conducted a worldwide opinion poll.
The Question was:
"Would you be so kind as to grant us your honest opinion on how to solve the problems with food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The opinion poll was a complete faillure:
In Africa they had no idea what 'food' was
In Eastern Europe they had no idea what 'honest' meant
In Western Europe they had no idea what 'shortage' meant
In China they had no idea what 'opinion' meant
In the Middle East they had no idea what 'solve' meant
In South Americva they had no idea what 'kind' meant
And in the States they had no idea what 'the rest of the world' meant