I'm just going to put a bunch of sentences here discussing my unpopular, yet 100% accurate, statements.
1) Bruce Dickinson is fucking tone deaf. I have yet to hear him hit one of those wails on key, right now I'm listening to the Chemical Wedding and for 1:38 he was perfectly on key! Then a wail hit, sounding e'er like that chorus pedal stuck on Ill. Oh well.
2) Black metal is the most pretentious music form since modern jazz, if not more so. Oooh look at us, so mysterious and serious. It's like a fucking comic book, with mostly shitty music and zero sense of humoUr, finally hitting it's peak of ridiculousness with this interview. Even the stuff I like is so hackneyed I have to be in a certain mood to enjoy it.
3) Prog metal is not fucking progressive, just shut up with the misnomer. "Look ats us, we are Judas Priest clones but with 2 minutes of a stiffer-than-stiff jazz break in the middle, we are TEH PROGRESSUV!!!11lolz" No.
4) Modern Dimmu Borgir, Soilwork, In Flames, et. al. are metal. Stop saying they are not metal because they don't fit into your little specific rules about what is and what is not metal. They may blow some serious chunks nowadays (and they certainly do), but they are metal. What the fuck else could they be?
5) Weed is much safer than alcohol. Fact. Reefer Madness was in the 1930's for fuck's sake, get over it.
6) Traditional metal is cheesy as fuck and if you don't laugh constantly at it, you are a tool. This is why Slough Feg are so awesome, they know how goofy it is. Bands that don't fucking blow.
7) Bands are free to choose to do what they do with their own music. Metallica hasn't played thrash for many years, so what? Maybe after 294358729359 hours of playing it every night they got tired of it.
I think that's enough for now, tune in next time, same NAD time, same NAD channel.
1) Bruce Dickinson is fucking tone deaf. I have yet to hear him hit one of those wails on key, right now I'm listening to the Chemical Wedding and for 1:38 he was perfectly on key! Then a wail hit, sounding e'er like that chorus pedal stuck on Ill. Oh well.
2) Black metal is the most pretentious music form since modern jazz, if not more so. Oooh look at us, so mysterious and serious. It's like a fucking comic book, with mostly shitty music and zero sense of humoUr, finally hitting it's peak of ridiculousness with this interview. Even the stuff I like is so hackneyed I have to be in a certain mood to enjoy it.
3) Prog metal is not fucking progressive, just shut up with the misnomer. "Look ats us, we are Judas Priest clones but with 2 minutes of a stiffer-than-stiff jazz break in the middle, we are TEH PROGRESSUV!!!11lolz" No.
4) Modern Dimmu Borgir, Soilwork, In Flames, et. al. are metal. Stop saying they are not metal because they don't fit into your little specific rules about what is and what is not metal. They may blow some serious chunks nowadays (and they certainly do), but they are metal. What the fuck else could they be?
5) Weed is much safer than alcohol. Fact. Reefer Madness was in the 1930's for fuck's sake, get over it.
6) Traditional metal is cheesy as fuck and if you don't laugh constantly at it, you are a tool. This is why Slough Feg are so awesome, they know how goofy it is. Bands that don't fucking blow.
7) Bands are free to choose to do what they do with their own music. Metallica hasn't played thrash for many years, so what? Maybe after 294358729359 hours of playing it every night they got tired of it.
I think that's enough for now, tune in next time, same NAD time, same NAD channel.
