National Masturbation Month

[lizard]

and it's almost over!

Good Vibrations Celebrates 10th Annual National Masturbation Month in May 2005
Events Planned Will Give A Rise To All Participants

San Francisco, CA - April 29, 2005 - It's hard to believe that it's already been ten years since Good Vibrations launched National Masturbation Month, giving rise to one of the most popular national holidays celebrated worldwide. Good Vibrations, the legendary San Francisco-based, women-owned and operated sex toy, book and video store today announces the events scheduled for the 10th Annual National Masturbation Month this May. Throughout the month, Good Vibrations will feature a diverse line-up of activities to educate and excite people about the healthy practice of self-gratification.

National Masturbation Month Highlights

Faces of Ecstasy - A film of self-lovin'
Saturday, May 7, 5PM-8PM
Parkway Theater
1834 Park Blvd
Oakland
(510) 814-2400
$8 at the door

 

[NAD]

Damn, I guess I should've choked it this morning.

 

[lizard]

well, if this is merely a vindication of what's been going on all year, then carry on.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Man, this is just like Valentine's Day or 4/20. You shouldn't need a special day to tell someone you love them or smoke a fat bowl; you shouldn't need a special month to beat the bishop.

 

[lizard]

well, 'course not. but this is an unruly, spunk-flyin' ball achin' celebration of the act!!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Fair enough.

Jerk off yourself or someone you love! FOR FREEDOM!

 

[lizard]

it's therapeutic!