Need the 1st Theocracy album?

[GhostofCain]

I don't know how many this seller has, but i just got a second copy for myself so i can vouch that they are legit and for a good price compared to other sellers. [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Theocracy/dp/B000LWZD7M/"]http://www.amazon.com/Theocracy/dp/B000LWZD7M/[/ame]

 

[Batguy21784]

Ditto that here, I just got mine today. It's in my iTunes spinning right now as I write!

 

[MetalAges]

So you guys know, I think the band will be selling a batch soon....Matt?

 

[strangesaint]

Hey! I know a great place to get the first Theocracy cd! Check out this link!

http://www.theocracymusic.com/webshop/index.php?productID=118

 

[athensbum]

Hiya all,

FYI, the Amazon seller (the one with the lowest price, anyway!) and the Webshop are both Matt! We posted the listing on Amazon, even though the Amazon fees are outrageous (like $4 per CD), because the only other person selling the CD had it listed at almost $70!

At any rate, the reason the price on Amazon is higher is the Amazon fees - so the band can still receive the "regular" purchase price of the CD.

The merch being sold online (Web shop, Amazon and the CafePress shop - www.cafepress.com/theocracymusic) & at shows all helps pay for important things for the band, like additional studio gear for recording and travel expenses. Thank you all so much for your support!!

Also - tell us: what kind of merch are you guys interested in most? Any requests for designs for the CafePress shop? We aim to please!

--Sue

 

[Jesus D]

new shirts, guitar and bass straps, posters, wallets............action figures

 

[Escapist]

I second the action figures.

Also jewelry or something, even just wristbands. Necklaces/bracelets/earrings would be a nice addition.
Notebooks, binders, pencils...

Bahaha, what about an alarm clock--featuring as its tone Matt's crazy long-held note at the beginning of "Laying the Demon to Rest"?

Everything else I think of relates to food (Theocracy poptarts anyone?), but I don't know how far you're willing to go with the "cafe" part of your name...
...If there were to be Theocracy poptarts, what kind of filling/topping would it have?...

 

[Jesus D]

Action figures, with sounds!!!!

 

[snowmankiller]

...If there were to be Theocracy poptarts, what kind of filling/topping would it have?...

They would be filled with bacon.

 

[Jesus D]

They would be filled with bacon.

yummy

 

[Escapist]

They would be filled with bacon.

I should've known.
I'll have you know when I made my previous post, I did think of bacon in the shape of Theocracy's logo in honor of you, bahaha.
They should just have a Theocracy kitchen where you can order all kinds of food having to do with Theocracy. They're a Southern band, so why shouldn't they be promoting themselves with food??

 

[snowmankiller]

They should just have a Theocracy kitchen where you can order all kinds of food having to do with Theocracy.

...You're ALWAYS thinking about food.

In any case, I also second the action figures. That would be glorious.

And speaking of shirts (as we ARE talking of the cafepress shop...) does anyone still have that quote that was like "God spoketh to Matt and said, make me a kick ass Christian power metal band, with lengthy solos, blah blah blah etc"? I want that on a shirt.

 

[snowmankiller]

Found it! Hehe.

And low, God did see that there was a serious lack of ass-kicking, name-taking, Christian Progressive Metal. So he spaketh unto Matt saying "build me a band. A good one with lots of harmonies and not too much repetition. Let there be long, Christian radio unfriendly songs, and lots of complex imagery. And let it be wrapped up in uncompromising guitar solos and pounding bass lines and relentless drums that switch into melodramatic time signatures at just the right moment. Thou shalt call this band...

And then you could have the Theocracy logo on the front, with that on the back. I would pay for this, and if you don't make this, then I shall.

 

[Escapist]

Considering I am a goody-two-shoes when it comes to cursing and such, could we choose a different adjective so I wouldn't be evicted for owning such a shirt? lol
Or just make a censored version with a unicorn head in its place. Just for my mom's sake, mehehe.

 

[Arnock]

Considering I am a goody-two-shoes when it comes to cursing and such, could we choose a different adjective so I wouldn't be evicted for owning such a shirt? lol
Or just make a censored version with a unicorn head in its place. Just for my mom's sake, mehehe.

without a horn of course

 

[Aletheus]

Considering I am a goody-two-shoes when it comes to cursing and such, could we choose a different adjective so I wouldn't be evicted for owning such a shirt? lol
Or just make a censored version with a unicorn head in its place. Just for my mom's sake, mehehe.

Are you serious?

 

[Escapist]

without a horn of course

Bahaha, yeah, she'd be after my shirt trying to cut a hole in it...or put a patch over it...
No, she's not so bad about that now. I just have to tell her periodically that I don't believe in unicorns. She's slightly embarassed about it now because I tease her so often about it, haha.

@Alethus, serious about which part? I probably am...
Well, I probably wouldn't be evicted for real, my mom would just throw the shirt away.

 

[Craigsnedeker]

Considering I am a goody-two-shoes when it comes to cursing and such, could we choose a different adjective so I wouldn't be evicted for owning such a shirt? lol
Or just make a censored version with a unicorn head in its place. Just for my mom's sake, mehehe.

seconded

 

[Aletheus]

I mean all that trouble and fuss over the word ass, which is nothing but a mere animal that's done nothing but help mankind so far. What the heCK?

 

[Jesus D]

And low, God did see that there was a serious lack of ass-kicking, name-taking, Christian Progressive Metal. So he spaketh unto Matt saying "build me a band. A good one with lots of harmonies and not too much repetition. Let there be long, Christian radio unfriendly songs, and lots of complex imagery. And let it be wrapped up in uncompromising guitar solos and pounding bass lines and relentless drums that switch into melodramatic time signatures at just the right moment. Thou shalt call this band...

yeah, i want a shirt with that message