New Beer's Resolutions

[NAD]

i don't normally make these, but there are several things i'd like to accomplish next year:

lose 20 lbs. (before it's too late)
minimize drinking a bit more (did pretty well this year)
find a chick or 7 (unless this current thing works out)
make a serious effort at finding a new state/country to live in (parenthetical thought)

i think that's about it.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I resolve to mastrubate enough to fill a few mason jars with semen and then to market it to elderly as homemade nut butter.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

finish school.
get job.
drink beer.
See boobies.
Have fun.

 

[lurch70]

i don't normally make these, but there are several things i'd like to accomplish next year:

lose 20 lbs. (before it's too late)
minimize drinking a bit more (did pretty well this year)
find a chick or 7 (unless this current thing works out)
make a serious effort at finding a new state/country to live in (parenthetical thought)

i think that's about it.

i want the same things as you ... really ... except the minimize drinking part, I can handle more liqour.

let's elope

 

[Thanatopsis123]

1) Lose weight.
2) Gets me some more edumacation before I apply for the JET program to teach English in Japan.
3) Get accepted into the JET program.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Stop drinking all together. came pretty close last year accpet for three times and I dont want to drink at all next year.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

get more toned in the gym
get more enlightenment
get more pussy

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I resolve to mastrubate enough to fill a few mason jars with semen and then to market it to elderly as homemade nut butter.

I plan to;
1- Focus more on my musical projects aka actually accomplish something.
2- Start eating healthy
3- Mooses idea sounds pretty sweet too

 

[Tranquillian]

1. Get this job I was interviewed for last week
2. Keep it
3. Buy lots of cds for the money I earn from said job

 

[NAD]

let's elope

you got it, sailor.