New Conspiracy Theories Thread

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Ayn Rand is dead hahahahaha
The old thread I bump was lock, so I will make a new thread. I been getting into these latley and like to ask some questions.


Does the government want to proteced everyone in 2012?


Area 51?


9/11 is an inside job from the government?


David Stern and the 1985 NBA Draft rigged?


Suge Knight murder Tupac?


Was it LBJ who murder JFK? Was it a Cuban? A Israeli? Richard Nixon? J. Edgar Hoover?



Only serious people like Dakryn could talk about this stuff in the thread. I don't want this lock. So read this before you post.
 
I have a theory that well... let's say...

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I actually find conspiracy theories interesting, though only about half of them are believable. Here's some website recommendations:
http://www.jimmarrs.com/
http://www.prisonplanet.com/
http://www.disinfo.com/
http://www.infowars.com/
Also, some verifiable historical facts that are considered conspiracy theories, due to our piss-poor public education system:
The U.S. military and FDR had foreknowledge of the Pearl Harbor attack.
Columbus was not the first European to land on North America
Henry Ford was a Nazi sympathizer.
 
The Black Death was actually a virus created by the U.S. government in order to identify and exterminate faggy European homosexuals who liked free health care and eating frogs. The plan was concocted by J. Edgar Hoover, but JFK cancelled it when he wanted to pour more government funds into keeping Dancing With the Stars on the air, a show which he loved so much.

The higher-ups in the military thought he was too much like those frog-eating liberal European fags, so they had him whacked. For good measure, they killed Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and Robert Kennedy so no one got suspicious.

They went ahead with the original plan. The virus was introduced to Europe via NYC subway rats that were caught, injected with the virus, and then placed on commercial airliners. These planes were then purposefully crashed into the World Trade towers in order to erase any evidence of them having been carriers for weapons of biological warfare.

Oh, and lastly: Tupac supported the plan because he was black, Kurt Cobain killed him because he was a whiny liberal hippy fag and disagreed with his views, and Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain because she was a huge Tupac fan (she owned all his records, yo).
 
Einherjar86 said:
The Black Death was actually a virus created by the U.S. government in order to identify and exterminate faggy European homosexuals who liked free health care and eating frogs. The plan was concocted by J. Edgar Hoover, but JFK cancelled it when he wanted to pour more government funds into keeping Dancing With the Stars on the air, a show which he loved so much.

The higher-ups in the military thought he was too much like those frog-eating liberal European fags, so they had him whacked. For good measure, they killed Martin Luther King, Malcolm X and Robert Kennedy so no one got suspicious.

They went ahead with the original plan. The virus was introduced to Europe via NYC subway rats that were caught, injected with the virus, and then placed on commercial airliners. These planes were then purposefully crashed into the World Trade towers in order to erase any evidence of them having been carriers for weapons of biological warfare.

Oh, and lastly: Tupac supported the plan because he was black, Kurt Cobain killed him because he was a whiny liberal hippy fag and disagreed with his views, and Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain because she was a huge Tupac fan (she owned all his records, yo).
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India isn't a real place. The British empire just made it up to intimidate everyone in the east.
 
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