new coworker nickname "little miss helpful"

[minxnim]

this woman swoops in anytime anything goes remotely wrong. 'oh, can i help!' like, NO DONT HUG ME FER CHRISSAKES PLEASE!
my eye is all scratched and black and blue and she keeps trying to give me make up tips and talking about fucking meat tenderizer of all things.

DONT BE HELPFUL, BE SILENT.

 

[xfer]

with a little makeup, you can black your other eye and will no longer have to deal with fearful asymmetry!

 

[goatschool]

you know, the "hell" that pinhead and the cenobites inhabited had an agenda, and that was forcefully enacting a perfect universal symmetry...

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

pleasure and pain in perfect balance!

 

[avi]

 

[minxnim]

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