New Hernia- Lower abdomenal area

[ThraxDude]

I went to the doctor yesterday because I have a new hernia. She held one of my boys (the most action I've had in months) and made me cough, then said, "Yep! There it is, clear as day."
I am going to have an operation.
Jealous much?

 

[ThraxDude]

btw- This is my second hernia. I'm gonna collect 'em all!

 

[Badatta2ud]

I had one in third grade. African American Pile(politically correct?) at the bottom of a sledding hill. I definitely had the largest testicles in the school. Wait until you have a vasectomy, hernias create vericose(sp?)veins in your nuts and make for a longer more uncomfortable operation, and for the rest of your life the ball grabbing doctors will always spend more time grabbing your nuts because apparently herniated ones feel different than normal. Anyway enjoy your operation, maybe you can score some Vikes or Perks they make it all worth it.

 

[mrthrax]

no good thraxdude,i had one in my right side,it was my first big operation.

however i did this thru work from heavy lifting and i went into a private hospital and the op and my stay in hospital was paid by workers compensation(do u guys have that over there)anyway when the doctor asked how i was feeling the morning before the op i said i was pretty nervous so i got sleeping pills before i went to theatre to drowse me up,from there they gave me a shot of morphine and i was well and truly laughing my head off when they shaved whole area.

the one thing bout hernias are u still get ningling pains in the stomach every now and then and i am a little paraniod about getting another one,i am alot more careful now,the funniest thing is prob taking your first slash the next day,even worse is having your first dump.

good luck

 

[MichiMikey]

No hernia, but vasectomized. Does that count?

 

[GASOLINEDREAM]

Dude,

That suxx!!!! My dad has had like 4 or 5 of them. I anticipate getting them too eventually as I believe they tend to run in the family. YAY!!

Good luck man!!! I know they make you walk around right after also. When is the op!?

 

[Bodylouseuk]

Hope everything goes well for you...

On the plus side you get waited on by nurses.Ok, they are never as naughty as in the films but even so.....

 

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[ThraxDude]

I'm not sure when the operation is. They'll call me and let me know.
It was an on the job injury, so I ain't paying for SHIT.

 

[DarbysDad]

If they do operate, at least someone else can shave your nads. Good luck.

 

[mrthrax]

they shave the whole area,its a freak out

 

[ThraxDude]

I might trim my "happy trail" tomorrow for them. And I think I'll shave my boys. It's been overdue.

The workmans comp lady asked me if I did anything outside work that may have caused it.
I said, "Not unless picking up a video game controller or a book did it."

 

[Metal Maiden]

Hmm.....happy trail............

 

[DarbysDad]

I wanna hear the whole song maiden
and thraxdude You haven't been the cause of those kittens getting their heads cut off have you? because you can jerk too hard and really hurt the knuts sometime.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

JEEBUS, and I thought my body was complicated.

 

[ThraxDude]

I'll post pictures of my shaved area after the operation.

Here's what I expect to happen:
2 HOT nurses, one blonde one brunette, lay me on the table. They shave my lower abdomenal area, taking turns stroking my schlong.
One shaves me for a bit, while the other gives me head, and then they switch positions.
When the shaving is done, they both focus on my jimmer-jammer. One stroking, one sucking, then switching back and forth.
And immediately after I jizz on both of their tongues at the same time, the anesthesia begins.

That is how it SHOULD be done.....

 

[Beastly_Boy]

Hernia ops are indeed a ball ache. (sorry ) I had 2 before I turned 12 (only 5 years ago that........jeebus), and they were hardly an exciting experience. I can't say I knew about varicose vains and stuff but I think mine feel normal

 

[Bodylouseuk]

I'll post pictures of my shaved area after the operation.

Here's what I expect to happen:
2 HOT nurses, one blonde one brunette, lay me on the table. They shave my lower abdomenal area, taking turns stroking my schlong.
One shaves me for a bit, while the other gives me head, and then they switch positions.
When the shaving is done, they both focus on my jimmer-jammer. One stroking, one sucking, then switching back and forth.
And immediately after I jizz on both of their tongues at the same time, the anesthesia begins.

That is how it SHOULD be done.....

I think if that happened, alot of men would take up weight lifting......

 

[DarbysDad]

I'll post pictures of my shaved area after the operation.

Here's what I expect to happen:
2 HOT nurses, one blonde one brunette, lay me on the table. They shave my lower abdomenal area, taking turns stroking my schlong.
One shaves me for a bit, while the other gives me head, and then they switch positions.
When the shaving is done, they both focus on my jimmer-jammer. One stroking, one sucking, then switching back and forth.
And immediately after I jizz on both of their tongues at the same time, the anesthesia begins.

That is how it SHOULD be done.....

You're dreaming dude!! You know its gonna be 2 war horse nurses with a maschetti.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

You're dreaming dude!! You know its gonna be 2 war horse nurses with a maschetti.

I wasn't going to be the first one to ruin his fun, but after I read that, the first thing I thought was he'd shit himself when a couple of male nurses walked in.

*joins the Witness Protection Progam to avoid Thraude's wrath over this post*