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From Popbitch:

A hippopotamus swallowed a circus dwarf in a
freak accident in northern Thailand last week.

The circus dwarf, Od, was in mid-act, bouncing
on a trampoline, when he accidentally jumped
sideways... and straight into the mouth of
Hilda the hippopotamus, who was yawning on the
sidelines, waiting for her act to get underway.
Hilda’s gag reflex took over.. and Od was
swallowed whole.

The 1000 spectators in the audience applauded
wildly ... until they realised what they were
watching wasn’t part of any act.
 
I babelized it...how tf did Scandinavia get involved?!?!??

Engoliu of hippopotamus a dwarf of the circus in an abnormal incident
in Scandinavian Thailand the last week. The dwarf of the circus, or,
was inner halffunctioned and trempoline cleared in this, when he
itself has the involuntary of stature... and sufficient ramificato in
the opening of Hilda of hippopotamus, baîllait in touchlines this and
must invite to the relative action, in the ordered order that begins.
The brightness of the delta of Hilda_s still has begun and or engolido
full. The 1000 spectators in the sustenations applaudierten in an
exaggerated method..., until which they had not executed themselves,
of that wasn_t they he he section of each observed possible action.
 
worst five min coreldraw evar
dwarf.jpg
 
Were I a midget named Od, I would totally say "oh noes a hippo is swallowing me" on a daily basis.

Then my untimely demise wouldn't seem so shocking.
 
I think I need to see that. I'm bored as hell here and I need some good, old-fashioned Royal Carnage style entertainment.
 
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