Nick The Clayman.

[Nitronium Blood]

Yes you are Nick The Clayman and not this Wolfman Von Jones... what the fuck is up wid dat yo?

Bring back Nick The Clayman. The only guy on these forums who is funnier than I am.*



























*Yes, I am funny ok. "Ha ha" funny. OK?!

 

[QRV]

good ol' :Spam:

At least it isn't so bad on this forum.

 

[Nitronium Blood]

good ol' :Spam:

At least it isn't so bad on this forum.

No QRV. It is not spam.

I simply miss Nick when he used to be known as Nick The Clayman and used to post on the In Flames forum waay back in the day.

The dude was my forum hero. He was hilarious, and mostly all of his posts used to thoroughly entertain me.

I don't know what happened, but he just is not the same funny dude anymore. I don't know what event in his life or whatever triggered it. Sometimes it really sucks when people change.

Here is to Nick.

 

[Nitronium Blood]

Besides, with relation to the forums, is not spam only really appropriate when someone tries to promote their band or music aggressively in a manner that is random?

I think what you mean is that I was 'Off Topic'.

 

[rahvin]

this is very old news.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Yeah but it's about me, so keep it alive

Nick

 

[Nitronium Blood]

Yeah but it's about me, so keep it alive

Nick

Yeah... can you tell us aboot the name change?

 

[Nitronium Blood]

this is very old news.

How can it be old news when it is not even news my good fellow

 

[rahvin]

How can it be old news when it is not even news my good fellow

because you posted this before. also, nick is a very spiffy man, and you're wrong, and someone is probably crying right now!

 

[Nitronium Blood]

because you posted this before. also, nick is a very spiffy man, and you're wrong, and someone is probably crying right now!

I posted this before? I have no memory of it!

I am crying because it is now my burden I feel to carry on the torch.

It's like Jesus sayind midway through his career "Aah fuck it... I just want to go to the beach". And the rest of us guys are like "Who will save us now? Whom? Whom?"

And then I... but a meek follower steps forward and says "I... It is I who shall now try to do my best and be as Jesus like as possible."

 

[La Rocque]

I posted this before? I have no memory of it!

Memory clouded by alcohol, maybe drugs?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=211357

 

[Nitronium Blood]

Memory clouded by alcohol, maybe drugs?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=211357

Ohhhh!!! Indeed I did!!

I know why I must have no recollection... I think it is because a big deal was not made out of that thread and it quickly faded from my mind.

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Yeah... can you tell us aboot the name change?

Well the name change came along when I got bored with the old one. I actually have Dark_Jester to credit with the name.

Nick

 

[Nitronium Blood]

HOW CAN U BE BORED WITH THE OLD ONE?!

Tell me where I can find this Dark_Jester and I shall kill him

 

[Siren]

You shall not touch Dark_Jester. You will have to pass over my dead body first. :Smokedev:

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

And mine , but I was bored with the old one b/c it really didnt fit anymore .

Nick (theGayman)

 

[marduk1507]

All righty!

 

[Nitronium Blood]

You shall not touch Dark_Jester. You will have to pass over my dead body first. :Smokedev:

Please explain.

 

[Magrathean]

*sits back, laughs politely and eats popcorn while watching*

 

[Dark_Jester]

*Steals some popcorn*